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Balderdash and Claptrap

Colour Therapy and Homeopathy Claptrap

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Those flimsy dull types who book themselves in for colour ‘therapy’ colour ‘astrology’ or any form of personalised colour guidance <—— [here’s the door if you ARE one of them]…. “Oh my therapist says I am blue-green milky sick” – what a still and peaceful existence it must be, to wander around with  absolutely nothing of any calorific value  in that vacuous head.

You’ll also find them beating a path (in their Crocs) to the  Homeopath in order to treat their entire family   for non-existent ailments, or ailments that only require a paracetamol – they even ‘treat’ the fucking dog.

You know the ones, everyone knows them, found swaggering around Waitrose pushing their exaggerated sense of self-importance along in an extra large trolley – barking at Flora and George to “RUN AND GET THE ARTICHOKE HEARTS”.

Well, it is with pleasure that I see the (not as eco-friendly as you might believe) Toyota Pious has been recalled – it’s the favourite of these frumpy dullards….

Leave the brakes as they are Toyota – let’s get back to nature…. I mean natural selection.


Author: parakitamol

Irrelevant. Not a lover or a fighter. I run with scissors. Boil me the bag but thaw before freezing. Last fuel for 134 miles. Liar. Sometimes funny. I don't suffer fools. My words are for my amusement. If you read them great, if you enjoy them, even better..... If you don't like them at all... then you've made my life complete.

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