Those flimsy dull types who book themselves in for colour ‘therapy’ colour ‘astrology’ or any form of personalised colour guidance <—— [here’s the door if you ARE one of them]…. “Oh my therapist says I am blue-green milky sick” – what a still and peaceful existence it must be, to wander around with absolutely nothing of any calorific value in that vacuous head.
You’ll also find them beating a path (in their Crocs) to the Homeopath in order to treat their entire family for non-existent ailments, or ailments that only require a paracetamol – they even ‘treat’ the fucking dog.
You know the ones, everyone knows them, found swaggering around Waitrose pushing their exaggerated sense of self-importance along in an extra large trolley – barking at Flora and George to “RUN AND GET THE ARTICHOKE HEARTS”.
Well, it is with pleasure that I see the (not as eco-friendly as you might believe) Toyota Pious has been recalled – it’s the favourite of these frumpy dullards….
Leave the brakes as they are Toyota – let’s get back to nature…. I mean natural selection.