If you are female and live in the home counties, the chances are that you’ve wholeheartedly embraced the cutesy polka dot kitchen-and-home wares trend with every fibre of your fluffy adorableness.
This twee, personality devoid ‘lifestyle choice’ spills out from *‘The Lemon Tree’ in bagfulls (recycled with amusing I’m not a plastic bag slogan). Clutched in the manicured hands of saturday mumsy and matching saturday daughter enthusiasm. And it has me reaching for my sick bag (non-bio degradable of course).
The nauseating queen of pastels Emma Bridgwater has teamed up with country lifestyle cooker of choice maker AGA, to produce the ultimate in domestic monstrosities. The I AM somebody, I AM, really I AM….. I’m the mistress of baking I am…. a wanna-be-wholesome-2.4retrievers-kitchen goddess…..
Personally, I’m waiting for the Emma Bridgewater Range Rover collection.
* The Lemon Tree – is a Surrey based gift shop chain where you are guaranteed to find ‘just the thing’ in hues of ‘heavenly adorable’ for Poppy and Georgia’s party.