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Balderdash and Claptrap

Naming your house

What kind of knob names their house?

Not just any old (insert hilarious pun) name, completely unfunny in a “you don’t have to be mad to work here” way……. but a terrible amalgamation of two christian names:

“Malrene”
“Brijane”

I expect Malcom, Irene, Brian and Jane have nailed some cartwheels and butterflies to the walls of their houses to congratulate themselves with.

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Author: parakitamol

Irrelevant. Not a lover or a fighter. I run with scissors. Boil me the bag but thaw before freezing. Last fuel for 134 miles. Liar. Sometimes funny. I don't suffer fools. My words are for my amusement. If you read them great, if you enjoy them, even better..... If you don't like them at all... then you've made my life complete.

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