I had lunch in a prison this week. Right deep inside the prison, it was just like Heathrow security with scanners and stuff (no body search though) and a few more steel doors. In a proper restaurant with proper prisoners working in it.
It was a very good lunch indeed. However I will stop stealing pens from the stationary cupboard and things from hotels now because I don’t want to end up there. Brrrrr frightening. They locked us in and it sent a chill down my spine.