The “Shoot”, a half-shoe, half-boot is (allegedly) a fashion must have for every IT Girl this season.
Now, I love a new shoe as much as the next man. I like new boots too, oh yes indeed…. But…. just because some plankton brained ‘fashionista’ has created the ultimate bastard child of footwear AND conceived a ‘clever’ hybrid name does NOT make it a wise or attractive choice.
Does an unfortunate albino child become ‘attractive’ simply because it is unusual? Does the half-goat, half-man become attractive simply because he is a Gan (goat man, clever eh?)….. ok ok, don’t write in, I know it’s Pan.
Anyway, I must dash now, I’m off to make a call on my Phoven (that’s a phone AND an oven stupid, so I can call and cook at the same time).