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Green Shoots

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The “Shoot”, a half-shoe, half-boot is (allegedly) a fashion must have for every IT Girl this season.

Half shoe, half boot.

Now, I love a new shoe as much as the next man. I like new boots too, oh yes indeed…. But…. just because some plankton brained ‘fashionista’ has created the ultimate bastard child of footwear AND  conceived a ‘clever’ hybrid name does NOT make it a wise or attractive choice.

Does an unfortunate albino child become ‘attractive’ simply because it is unusual? Does the half-goat, half-man become attractive simply because he is a Gan (goat man, clever eh?)….. ok ok, don’t write in, I know it’s Pan.

Anyway, I must dash now, I’m off to make a call on my Phoven (that’s a phone AND an oven stupid, so I can call and cook at the same time).


Author: parakitamol

Irrelevant. Not a lover or a fighter. I run with scissors. Boil me the bag but thaw before freezing. Last fuel for 134 miles. Liar. Sometimes funny. I don't suffer fools. My words are for my amusement. If you read them great, if you enjoy them, even better..... If you don't like them at all... then you've made my life complete.

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