Parakitamol's Blog

Balderdash and Claptrap

If the phone rings, it’s not me.

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Because I’m out driving to the shops for a cup of sugar.

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

I needed a bigger car for the puppies…..
Dachshunds puppies that is, not my breasts.

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Author: parakitamol

Irrelevant. Not a lover or a fighter. I run with scissors. Boil me the bag but thaw before freezing. Last fuel for 134 miles. Liar. Sometimes funny. I don't suffer fools. My words are for my amusement. If you read them great, if you enjoy them, even better..... If you don't like them at all... then you've made my life complete.

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