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Balderdash and Claptrap

Self-Congratulatory Christmas Cringe

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The first ‘newsletter’ arrived this week, not even dressed up in a coat of faux red and white sparkly Clinton cheer, with a hastily scrawled ‘lets get together in the New Year’…. no attempt was made to personalise it’s self- satisfactory content from the depths of the bulk send to th, select-everyone email.

Apparently the sender is very busy and doesn’t have time to write cards anymore….. one might suggest the cessation of Farm-Ville, or perhaps a short hiatus in the fascinating Twatter broadcasting might free up a moment or two… but I guess that would be social suicide?

I’m not sure if it’s self-importance or self-doubt that drives a person to produce one of these fascinating family newsletters? but whatever it is, it’s inviariably a grotestque patchwork of pointless family trivia and inane drivel.

Author: parakitamol

Irrelevant. Not a lover or a fighter. I run with scissors. Boil me the bag but thaw before freezing. Last fuel for 134 miles. Liar. Sometimes funny. I don't suffer fools. My words are for my amusement. If you read them great, if you enjoy them, even better..... If you don't like them at all... then you've made my life complete.

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