Today I was trapped behind, what I can only describe as a man baby, driving a giant babies cot.
This man, or human egg with a bit of hair, was driving so badly as I approached, I wondered what was wrong?
The problem appeared to be with his rear window. The frantic swinging of 30 dangly furry football t-shirt wearing lions were obviously distracting him. Like a baby in a cot, gazing at it’s animal zoo mobile.