I like to read interesting things, I like to read about new, unusual and funny things. I don’t even mind if they are quite dull things that someone has tried hard to make interesting. I will gladly exchange my time for an item of interest.
I don’t like to read about peoples tedious lives and terminally dull blogs about their tedious lives.
Here is a plant I put it in a pot I put it in my garden (insert four pictures) I watered it (insert further photographic proof) . Here is some crusty bread (insert photographic proof). I had a snack (photographic proof includes of crumbs on a plate). “Mmmm lovely” (please tell us more about your bread experience, wise one). Here is a window (two pictures) . It is raining (and a picture to prove it… I’m glad because I didn’t believe you).
Today Parakitamol is buying a gun. First she will shoot those who write in the third person. Later she will come back and shoot those who write in the teeny tiny voice of:
– Their pets
– Their children
– Other inanimate objects