Parakitamol's Blog

Balderdash and Claptrap


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I’ve been gardening today.

The garden looks great.

I was going to post 20 pictures to prove it, whilst wearing old rags from a charity shop. But I don’t buy my clothes from a charity shop because I am not a tramp. Posting pictures of me gardening would be as tedious as fuck.

Instead, here’s a picture of Zelda.

Hey Zelda, did a small child cut your hair? 


Author: parakitamol

Irrelevant. Not a lover or a fighter. I run with scissors. Boil me the bag but thaw before freezing. Last fuel for 134 miles. Liar. Sometimes funny. I don't suffer fools. My words are for my amusement. If you read them great, if you enjoy them, even better..... If you don't like them at all... then you've made my life complete.

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