Hmmmnnnn…. what could one possibly buy that makes you look more of a cunt than Crocs?
Ah haaaa, let me present the espadrille; nature’s answer to the rubber club foot.
You utter twat.
On the other hand… I suppose going the whole hog and wearing these ridiculous emperor’s shoes with your emperor’s harem pants and smelly second hand clothes is quite co-ordinated in a rag and bone type way.